1. Are you violent?
what the fuck!!! me and violence no never..........i just had tough fight yesterday i broke his leg but being violent now thats a over-statement.......pls keep me out of such controversy.
2. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yea, good-sarcasm is the best substitute for humors(sumtimes).
3. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? BLACK! you know y? u dont than find it out damned.
4. Scary movie or happy ending? Scary movie with the girlfriends where they got scared and fall in ur ever open hands and happy ending with family people sobsob.
5. Summer or winter? WINTER! you know y? with gf and u know its all about getting little closer in bed and feel comfortable with her ah..........i cant describe much u all r much intelligence for all this ...........anyways winter because of sex..........and summer also because od beach sex.........wow i m just too sexy in any season now thats a news........make it a headline...
6. Do you like to cook or bake? Eat? should b one of the option. anyways i like to eat.
7. Which gadget or electrical device do you resemble the most? Actually all u know which work flawlessly
8. Do you drink a lot of water? Nooo, bear is cheaper now a days and as elder says save water drink alcohols
9. List three things in your freezer? I only know that there is no ice-cream and no cakes.
10. What are the last three things you purchased? Flying Machine Blue Jeans , A Wrangler tee and a toffee
11. Do you carry your umbrella with you or do you just put up your hood? Neither! I love getting drenched. I super-love it when it happens when am still un-bathed. :P
12. What does the nicest text in your inbox say? YOU WON A LOTTERY! Lol. I wish. :P hmmm… I-love-you and wanna have sex!!! and something on same line
13. What does your last received text message read? Hey y dint u come to my place last night i was alone, we could had great sex! y u didnt come? by (gf's friend offcourse)
14. What time do you go to bed usually? Depends. Sometimes I stay up chatting(phone or internet) and sometimes, on those life-sucks days, a good fuck with gf and good night!
15. If anyone bugging you right now? parents just officially lose it when their child is completing graduation they think only two things left marriage and grandchildren's!!!!! how can they just think like that whoa no offence here but its just out of my mind.....give me break......
16. What annoys you most in a person? Indecisiveness. Un-sportive-ness. Negative-ness. Can't decide which one takes away the crown!
17. Have you ever done cocaine? Nooo, but i have done choclate pudding!!!!! yummy......
18. Do you want someone you cannot have? ya just actually all sexy and hot girls in the world though aliens r also allowed if sexy...........
19. Which language other than English do you speak? what type of question is this r u insane any ways many the best one is the language of curse......where u can use any indecent word with dignity...........
20. If you had to choose between a best friend and your girlfriend, who would you go for? whoever ask such silly question is dumped
21. Which emoticon(s) do you use most often? dunno have to think........many dude just leave this question.......
22. Your first ID? And your first chat-name? love_cool_freinds@yahoo.co.in and chat id was lord of the princess
23. List the people you want to tag. dont know endless
interview ends here............thank god i think i would die if anoter question was there
anyways this r the question they asked me when i gone for interview and this r the same answer i gave and guess what they gave me the job!!!!!!!!............anf also guess what i dumped them................i just love myself.............hahaha............catch u later guys.........got to finnish the novel "The Secret".........actually a book.